Okay, sounds like several of you have had some pretty crappy airport experiences. I ended up choosing catslady because she said the magic word - sunburn. It's bad enough to sit there for hours in perfect health, but to be sunburned and nauseus at the same time...ugh. BTW - I'll never eat a mushroom omelet again either. Thanks for the visual.
Catslady, email me at email@example.com to claim your prize!