As of Thursday, January 19, 2006, the Darling Geek is a U.S. Citizen with all voting rights therein.
Of course, now that he's one of those "Bloody Americans," what will he call my family when they get out of hand? And how quickly will he kill his brothers when they call him a "Bloody American" for the first time? And now that I can't threaten him with calling the INS and getting his stubborn butt deported, how will the lawn work ever get done?
Repeat after me, Darling Geek: U-S-A! U-S-A!