Y'all are some sick, twisted blog readers---and I love that!
Seriously, I'm going to need a new keyboard from the amout of Coke I spewed onto the keyboard (and thanks for making it come out my nose).
This was a toughie to choose... but after much thought and deliberation and consultation with DG, billie l is our Wish-Corrupter Du Jour. Not only did she sabotage tam's wish, she managed to tie it in with an earlier wish from tam, providing a double wish-slamming whammy. That's talent.
Billie, contact Marilyn (firstname.lastname@example.org) to claim your prize. I promise it's a good one.
Thanks, everyone, for playing along. After reading that comment tail, dried-out turkey catastrophies pale in comparision.
Here's hoping your holiday wishes come true...in a much better form than they did here!