With Christmas right around the corner, it's time to get your Grinch on and let some of that holiday frustration out.
Time to play Be Careful What You Wish For!
I love this game! And y'all are so good at it that I look forward to it each year.
Here are the rules for those who might be new: I will make a wish. You will grant my wish -- in such a way to make me regret wishing it. You will then get to make a wish, and the next commenter will make you regret it. So, let's say I wish for a million dollars. The first commenter will grant my wish, but make me regret it by giving it to me in pennies. That person makes her wish -- say for a full-body massage. The next commenter grants it -- but the massage is provided by a hobbit who does it with his hairy hobbit feet.
Get it? Come on, you know you need to get Grinchy and let it out. This is a safe place, my friends. You know you'll feel so much better afterward.
And the more evil your attempt to thwart a wish is, the better.
I will be providing prizes for those of you who excel at this exercise. My criteria for prizes will, of course, be completely arbitrary and probably unfair as they will be made up on the spot. ~evil grin~
So here we go!
I wish someone would come finish stripping the varnish off the kitchen floor.