The man never gets anything. Not a sniffle, a sneeze, a cold, the flu, nothing. My other arm (the one without ringworm) is covered in phantom bug bites (whatever they were, they thought I was tasty). He, not a one.
The man eats junk food like it's a food group, barely sleeps, has a glass of whiskey almost every night. He does everything wrong. His immune system should suck. But the man is so healthy it's sickening. I DON'T GET IT!!
Don't get me wrong. I don't wish he would get sick. I just wish I wouldn't!
Is it just my husband? Wait. Scratch that. If it is I don't think I want to know so don't tell me. Instead, let me know what your significant other does that drives you up the wall. Maybe swapping stories will help us all feel better.