I try not to think deep thoughts very often because they make my head hurt. I'll stay in the shallow end, thanks.
Here's my current list of wading-pool depth ponderable topics:
1.) How do three people create six loads of laundry in one week?
2.) Why, when I hit "Send/Receive" on my email program and nothing comes in, do I hit it again? Do I think it missed something?
3.) Why do people not from Alabama like to sing "Sweet Home Alabama?"
4.) Why is the power button on the back of my printer, requiring me to contort myself to turn the silly thing on? All power buttons should be on the front, right?
5.) What in the hell does an Amazon sales ranking mean? And does anyone know how it works?
6.) Where does all the damn dust come from? I just dusted, for dog's sake.
7.) Why is this book so hard to write?
8.) Why do the networks cancel TV shows two episodes after I get interested in them?
9.) Why can I remember my 8th grade BFF's phone number (her parent's house circa 1985, mind you, not her current one), but I have leave myself notes to remember my online banking password?
10.) Why is every garbage truck in America in serious need of a break job?
Answers, anyone? Bueller? Jump right in. Or tell me what you're pondering today.
PS: And a very Happy Birthday to my mom today!